"Head...Shoulders...Knees and...SOCKS!"

If you haven't visited Shiny's blog recently (and let's be honest here - who hasn't?) then perhaps you are not aware that his birthday is this Friday.  To celebrate we'll have a little family fiesta involving party hats and cake.  The question is what kind of cake? (avi's suggestion - well more insistance - is green cupcakes.) What gift can I (realistically) get him?  I have something in mind, which I think he'll enjoy.  And that evening we'll be having a celebratory participation with our good friends at the WTF radio show.

Aside from what I know he has been asking for over on his blog, does anyone else have any suggestions?