"Head...Shoulders...Knees and...SOCKS!"

So after finally completed my daily read and purge of my email, I have decided that:

- Maybe I should just retire early and open up my own pharmacy. I can stock it with all the cheap medication people so politely inform me of, and I can specialize in Viagra, Levitra, Vicodin, Oxycodone, Ambien, and Cialis.

- I want to sell all of my belongings on eBay. This of course is so I can get rid of all the free gifts people have emailed me about. I am truly one lucky girl to keep on winning like this!

- Should the pharmacy not work out, I can support my family by working from home, using all these great stock tips, selling cheap software (and some of those free DVDs) and gambling on-line.

- Then I can lower my car insurance and refinance my mortgage. Such a shame though that my applications that I've never submitted never seem to get accepted.

- I don’t want bigger breasts. I am happy with them just how they currently are thank you very much. However, if I was a guy, would I want the larger penis? Perhaps. Don't know. But I will say no thank you to the four hour erections.

- I am definitely picky about my unsolicited free porn.

- Oh…and apparently even without the larger breasts or botox, I am a MILF. At least that’s what they keep telling me. I’ll take that one!